I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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