White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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