Its about making memories worth repressing
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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