a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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