talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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