The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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