Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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