what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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