i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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