If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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