Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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