actually, I'm a sock model
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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