With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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