I want to stick my p in your. b.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
