it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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