She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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