Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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