either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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