So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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