I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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