I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
either way he was missing a nipple.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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