i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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