Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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