Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
is wine microwaveable?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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