I will die if light touches me.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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