He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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