why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You're like the curious george of whores
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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