Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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