She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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