How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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