Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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