that's an acceptable place to lick
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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