Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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