Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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