I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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