So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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