I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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