Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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