We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
