Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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