You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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