i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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