Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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