After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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