Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i now understand why vodka
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize