I seem to have left my pride at pride
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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