D3 body, D1 cock
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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