that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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