Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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