what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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