Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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