Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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