we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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