I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It's rum buckets o'clock
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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