it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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